Eftersom det snart krävs en licens för att inneha en blog, så att man inte förorenar cyberrymden så … har jag satt ihop en EULA. Använd den hur ni vill, så länge den kommer före er blogpost (eller åfinns på en egen sida). Kom ihåg var ni hittade den – brott mot denna EULA kan få allvarliga följder …
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